“Posh Girls lose their virginity at 15, often to the same floppy-haired bloke (remember, they share everything)."She duly worked her way through the Eton rugby team before re-eloping with the same floppy-haired w----r on her gap year in Phuket.
"Relations between you and them will therefore embody all the warmth and intimacy of a court room.” Crucially, young men of modest means should avoid discussing politics if they wish their romance to succeed.But the guide, published on Tuesday, provoked a wave of condemnation and forced editors to delete the 709-word feature from its website, to be replaced with an official apology for the piece of “satire”.Sources suggested it was deleted amid fears of it “going viral” and being “misinterpreted”.Do people tend to have sex with "anyone" or with someone they are in a relationship with?
Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop, your luck's in.
Her godfather, it casually emerges, is a Cabinet minister.