Scary internet dating guy meme
We did not go on a second date.—My foray into online dating wasn’t exactly what I expected.Prior to this particularly horrendous date, I’d only met someone from Tinder once (he was a bouncer at a club I frequented and we played Mario Kart for two dates before calling it quits).From not-so-discreet hook-up requests to poop-stained PJ pants, here are tragic things that have happened to us IRL.
He followed me to the store, sharing his thoughts on makeup and opinions on girls who wear too much of it all the way.
And he called it the “T-Wash” because his name was Trevor. When T-Wash, as he has now become known, got up to go to the bathroom, I texted my friends to tell them the date was a dud. For some reason, even though we were basically the only ones in the bar, the server took her sweet time coming over to us and as a result, I had to sit there and, at T’s request, explain why I wasn’t down for date numero dos.